Dirty Little Secrets from Otherwise Perfect Moms by Trisha Ashworth

Author:Trisha Ashworth
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC
Published: 2008-09-15T00:00:00+00:00

I lie about my babysitting hours to my friends—“oh, I have her eight hours,” when in reality it’s twenty.

Chapter Two

DIRTIER LITTLE SECRETS

I missed my child’s first day of kindergarten.

Sometimes I feel guilty for liking going to work so much.

My seven-year-old-son walked in on us having sex. We told him we were doing karate in bed.

We were in the grocery store and when we hit the wine aisle, she screamed, “That’s Mommy’s juice!”

Note to husband: Dinner?

Don’t even ask. There is no dinner. There will never be dinner. Just stop coming home hungry. Unless you have a plan, there will be no plan. And by the way, I’m hungry, too.

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